> BLONDE GOES TO A FOOTBALL GAME:
 
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> A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
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> After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
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> Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
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> "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
> game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
>
> I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!

Guys, I don't even use xanga anymore but this was a must read.

A HUSBANDS LAST WISH

There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all his money and was a real miser. He loved  money more than just about anything.  One day, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all myMoney and  put  it in the casket with me because I want to take my money into the afterlife." He forced her to promise with all her heart that she'd obey his wish And put all their money in the casket with him.

Well, soon after he died. His wife sat in the church during the Funeral next to her best friend.

When the ceremony was finished, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the widow said, "Wait just a minute!" and she placed a small box she had with her in her husband's lifeless hands.The undertakers then  locked the casket and rolled it away. The woman's friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all your money in there with your husband!" The widow replied, "Listen, I'm a   Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put our money in that casket with him and that's what I did."

"You mean to tell me   you put all of your money in that casket?!!"

"I sure did," said the widow.

"How'd you fit it all in that little box?", asked her friend.

"I wrote him a check."

Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman.