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Expertise: Jesus Christ my Lord and Savior, He rocks my world!! I can't see how any one could live without Him. He's my Rock and my Salvation.
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> BLONDE GOES TO A FOOTBALL GAME:
> A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
> After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
> Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
> "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
> game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
> I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
Guys, I don't even use xanga anymore but this was a must read.
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A HUSBANDS LAST WISH
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all his money and was a real miser. He loved money more than just about anything. One day, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all myMoney and put it in the casket with me because I want to take my money into the afterlife." He forced her to promise with all her heart that she'd obey his wish And put all their money in the casket with him.
Well, soon after he died. His wife sat in the church during the Funeral next to her best friend.
When the ceremony was finished, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the widow said, "Wait just a minute!" and she placed a small box she had with her in her husband's lifeless hands.The undertakers then locked the casket and rolled it away. The woman's friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all your money in there with your husband!" The widow replied, "Listen, I'm a Christian. I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was gonna put our money in that casket with him and that's what I did."
"You mean to tell me you put all of your money in that casket?!!"
"I sure did," said the widow.
"How'd you fit it all in that little box?", asked her friend.
"I wrote him a check."
Never Underestimate The Intelligence of a Woman.
|> > A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana.|
> > She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst
> > way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local
> > vendors were asking.
> > After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude
> > of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll
> > just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair
> > of shoes at a reasonable price!" The shopkeeper said, "By
> > all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch
> > yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and
> > headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
> > Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he
> > spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water,
> > shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator
> > swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the
> > creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to
> > the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead
> > creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then
> > the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and
> > frustrated, shouts out, "Darn it, this one isn't wearing any
> > shoes either!"
|I'm finally going to Mexico!! After two days of delays we're finally going tomorrow afternoon. Please pray the group that's going. For some crazy reason all those kidnappings that are happening in Matamorris (sp?) are making me a litttlllle bit edgy. Guys, pray for the Lord to rock the house this week. That area is really going to need it after getting smuthered by the hurricane that just went through there. Love you guys and I'll see ya Sunday when we get back.|